Thursday, December 29, 2011

Against a drab background

The image size limits on Blogger are really getting to be a thorn in my side. Here's a hotlink to the full image on my DeviantArt account which I have for some reason.

Saturday, December 03, 2011

Kanaya: Mental breakdown.

It's getting to that point in the year when I don't seem to draw very much. Or... even less. To tide you over, here's a joke that will only make sense if you read Homestuck, and will still seem kind of trite and obvious in that case.

Friday, November 11, 2011

Nor the years condemn

GENERAL: I say, Jeremy! Good news! The Germans are ready for total unconditional surrender! JEREMY: I say, what ho! Fantastic! Join me in a drink of brandy to celebrate. Now, I was thinking, wouldn't it be especially poignant... if the Armistice agreement was signed at the eleventh hour, on the 11th day of the 11th month of the 11th year? GENERAL: Tally-ho! Indeed! ...But the 11th year passed before the Great War began. Oh, well, we'll just have to continue the senseless killing of innocent soldiers from both sides in a standoffish manner until the year 2011! JEREMY: Cheers!(This is an old one - November 1999, or thereabouts.)

Friday, November 04, 2011

No, Grover. You are the monsters.

The deleted original ending to The Monster At The End Of This Book:(The likelihood that someone has already done this joke is so great that I'm not even going to go and check.)

Friday, October 21, 2011