Future Roads in name only, for they are neither

Did you know The Roads have a new album out? And that they have a new name and almost the same line-up? It's true!

Communist-capitalist dysphoria

It's those guys again. And this time they demand your unquestioning loyalty.

Rocking across the multiverse

Kids! Desperate to catch the next Roads gig, but worried you might forget the date, time and/or venue? Well, now there's a simple solution! Simply print out the poster above and ask a grown-up to write in the appropriate information in the handy blanks in the concluding panel. It couldn't be simpler (unless you check the Myspace page or just write it down on a normal piece of paper)!

Enjoy live music performances but loathe The Roads from the very core of your being? Not a problem! In that case, simply cross out every incidence of the band's name in the comic, and replace it with the name of your own favourite band. Hey, presto: an instant piece of iconic music memorabilia featuring your fave artistes!

Are you deaf, or simply feel that music is not valid as an art form? This poster is designed for you, too! Here's how it works: print out the design as described above. Then, simply turn the piece of paper over and use the blank side for writing down shopping lists, important deadlines, obscure trivia - the choice is yours! You're only limited by your own imagination. Good luck!

Knocking on heaven's door

As portrayed by Shirley Levine

This is another commish for the Roads. Current scanning technology is incapable of preserving its wicked awesomeness.

Preserve the human race in Myspace for future generations

Hello to anyone who got here by following the link on the back of The Roads CD (ha! Ha ha! Ah, I delude myself. But seriously.) In fact those weren't the original covers; there was a time when the case would have looked like this:

Front

Back

I actually like these more, but never mind it. You can see a tidier version of the actual front cover here.

They give you an ultimatum

Music to blow your spine? That was way off. How about music to kill your wife and child? The music in question is by The Roads, and this is a promotional piece I've done for them (presented here in an alternate form with my godawful handwriting on it.)

Well all I got to say to you is time and time again I say

Hmm. Still not rock and roll enough...