God's got a sense of humour

"This one time I was out with my six-year-old daughter. We were crossing the street and she said she wanted an ice cream. Just at that moment: BAM! She was mown down by an ice cream truck. ...Driven by a clown. Didn't survive the ambulance trip. I tell you, man - that God's got a pretty wacky sense of humour! It was pretty funny, though, I have to admit.""So I'm walking down the street when I hear God telling me to kill all whores. Well! I mean, I'm not even what you'd call religious, but he's the big G, right, so what can you do? So I go down the knife shop and buy the biggest knife I can see. I go out and find this whore, and then just as I'm finishing her off I hear this siren, and then God says 'Ha ha! You fucking went for it, too! I had you going! You stupid bastard. Ha ha ha!' Damn, he's got a crazy sense of humour! So anyway, looks like I'll be getting the chair for sure. Tell you something, when I see that guy I'm gonna kick him in the nuts."

Bête du jour

No, it's in the new Pokémon. It evolves into a Dadabeast. And then... uh, Pop Art something something.
I've just realised what I was subconsciously ripping off: the legendary Black Beast of Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh.
Is there any context in which this isn't slightly sinister?

Knocking on heaven's door

They claim 'three doors' but I only see two

I'm not sure what's sadder: the fact that, when told by the blogging software that this was to be my 100th post, I felt that I should make the effort to draw something special for it? Or that this is what I ended up doing instead?

As portrayed by Shirley Levine

This is another commish for the Roads. Current scanning technology is incapable of preserving its wicked awesomeness.