Showing posts with label final fantasy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label final fantasy. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

I can't do the accent

WELDER: Okay but seriously - if you had to do it with a dude - and it couldn't be Christopher Walken. RIVETER: I guess Kuja - I mean - if you squinted a bit you probably couldn't tell. WELDER: Maybe if you concentrated hard enough you could ignore the prehensile tail. RIVETER: SPOILERS!I'll help you out: it's a sequel to an earlier comic.

That didn't help, did it

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Silence/Darkness/Poison

ZIDANE: What's all the ruckus next door? TENT SALESMAN: Beats me. Now, how many was it? (Meanwhile, chaos reigns at the poisonous snake zoo)I think my gaming jokes are still a little too specific.

Saturday, March 31, 2007

Wild speculation

My name is Squall Leonheart. I had an accident and woke up in Final Fantasy VI. But am I dead, insane, or all three? And why would I want to get back?Yeah, okay, but listen to the theme music from Life On Mars before you call me a liar.

And now that my pointing-out-things-that-seem-like-other-things credentials are established, feast your eyes on this little comparison.
On the left: The Reverend Jack Cheese in The Ren & Stimpy Show, originally broadcast 1996.
To the right: Odin Quincannon from out of Preacher, published 1998. 1998, people.

Exhibit B: The Demon, volume 3 issue 49, July 1994.
GUNN: Get away! BAYTOR: I am Baytor! GUNN: I'll shoot! I mean it! BAYTOR: I... am Baytor! It is not I who am crazy... it is I who am mad!So guess who can't realistically claim never to have watched Ren & Stimpy? That's right, Ennis, your days are numbered. I'm blowing the lid on this thing. I'm going all the way to the White House. You can call this PREACHERGATE.

Friday, March 02, 2007

Everyone's Grudge

The Wild TonberriesYes I know it's awful, but it's been in my head for years. Now I've drawn it and I am finally free.

By the way, is it Tonberries or Tonberrys? I always sort of assumed it was a proper noun, especially since the first one I encountered was a 'Master Tonberry' in FFVII, which sounds like a name, with an honorific and everything. So I was all set to write Tonberrys, except then I found my hand writing it as Tonberries instead. And the internet seems to agree with that, by general consensus. Even though they're not actual berries. They still freak me out, anyway; I don't care how much comedy bumping into each other they do in FFIX.

Anyway, just be thankful I didn't scan the Judge John Dredd picture.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Katamari, do your best!

#na naah na na na nana nah nah#Picnic kibun, feel so good!

What's that? You enjoyed the gaming reference, but were concerned that it all made altogether too much sense? Very well, I shall see what I can do. Analyse your way out of this.
TEACHER: Look well, girls, for this is how you shall know the sexual predator. Observe the outlandish dress and prehensile tail. PUPIL: But Ms. Crabappletree; Kuja, whilst of the same species, showed next to no evidence of sexual longing. TEACHER: SPOILERS!I'm not saying that sex education is like this, or indeed ever has been. I'm just saying that should it ever become like this, questions need to start being asked in very high places.