They claim 'three doors' but I only see two

I'm not sure what's sadder: the fact that, when told by the blogging software that this was to be my 100th post, I felt that I should make the effort to draw something special for it? Or that this is what I ended up doing instead?

As portrayed by Shirley Levine

This is another commish for the Roads. Current scanning technology is incapable of preserving its wicked awesomeness.

Meanwhile, an important plot development

No, see, you haven't quite understood. It's a depiction of the characters, not the actors. You see? Kind of like the Ghostbusters cartoon, or the Men In Black cartoon. Or the Total Recall computer game. Man, that didn't even look anything like Arnie. What a total rip-off. (Hey, wait! I should have said: 'Total Rip-off, more like!' Hah. I came up with that; you can't use it.)

The philosophy of Angry Sun

I want this on a T-shirt.

And so do you. Admit it.