Friday, February 22, 2008

Barrels within barrels then I thought, 'I wonder what would happen if I nailed my hand to the table?' And so... wait. Did I say 'police' back there? Oh. Well, anyway, I meant to say 'ambulance.' Sorry. You see...I am seriously running low on old cartoons here. Can you tell?

Sunday, February 03, 2008

The stupid version

WOMAN: NOOO! NO, NO, NO! MY CHILDREN WERE IN THE CAR! OH, JESUS, NO! SOB! BYSTANDER: (THINKS) don't say it. don't say it. don't say it. don't say it. (The preceding dialogue is rendered amusing by the presence of a crashing milk tanker.)We're on reruns, as I've discovered Windows Vista has an exciting new feature where your scanner can now not work. Until I can figure out a way around this, we're rocking it 2004-style, I'm afraid.