Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Social Conventions Bob

SOCIAL CONVENTIONS BOB: Y-A-W-N ...huh? Oh no! Fire! (dials 9) Wait, what time is it? Nearly 11pm? Oh boy. Can I really ring this late? And it's a week night. They've probably got work tomorrow...FUN FACT: I was convinced I'd already uploaded this last year, but apparently not? END OF FUN FACT.

Monday, April 18, 2011

Like the exact opposite of ants

MAN 1: It still hasn't really sunk in yet. WOMAN 1: I'll just never understand why he was trying to cross here! I mean, there's zero visibility and the drivers never slow down. MAN 1: Right, I think we're clear nowOH JESUS CHRIST NO!! MAN 2: See, the tragic irony is that they were only trying to commemorate their friend who had suffered the same fate. If nothing else, at least the floral tributes will alert people to the accident black spot. WOMAN 2: Yeah. MAN 2: Now of course we need to watch out for VEHICLE: BAAAAAAAAAARP WOMAN 3: So you all know people who got run over here, too? What a coincidence. CARTOONIST: I should probably think carefully before publishing this.There's a little room for ambiguity in the comic, so I'd just like to take this opportunity to make it absolutely clear that they all died.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Zero repercussions guaranteed

Okay, then I wish I WAS allowed to wish for more wishes."At least as good as XKCD" - anonymous reviewer*
*may have been me

Tuesday, April 05, 2011

Or chocolate if you're strange; it doesn't really matter

The Final Voyage of the HMS Kingsmill, 1873This work was commissioned by my friend Kieran; I therefore ask that you please direct all complaints to him.