Sunday, December 31, 2006

Last images this side of THE FUTURE

Roman beef armApiary, nothing. You told me to draw a beef arm. Now where's my money?
Not so tough NOW!I don't even want to know the story behind this one.
Intersports Playoffs QUARTER FINAL: Boxing vs. ArcheryYou maybe can't tell, but the archer did win in the end.

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Oozagtaergeht. OOZAGTAERGEHT!

-But how can we 'follow' the signs if they're not moving? Hmm? -Jesus, Galactotron, it's like you're TRYING to piss me off.Oh, come on, kid, like you'd be any more adept speaking his language.

Friday, December 15, 2006

A question of zoning

-Morning! -I'm sorry, but what the HELL are you doing? -Well, we thought we'd take a stroll seeing as it's so mild for the time of -That's NOT what I meant. This isn't the COUNTRYSIDE. We're in a PARK. You only say hello in the COUNTRY! That's right, just keep walking! Pretend I'm not here! Ignore me and maybe I'll leave you alone! That's right! I'm going to TEACH you how we do things! ...You're getting the hang of it!If you get it after the fifth panel, don't feel obliged to keep reading.

Sunday, December 10, 2006

Sunday, December 03, 2006

Red Phoenix Down

-Say, maybe we should fetch Stevo. He hasn't been to lectures in ages. -I'll go. (DING DONG) -Oh, hey, Stevo. Uh, you coming to this lecture? -Umm... it has been a while. Are you sure? -Quite sure. you gonna learn anything if you don't show up, dude? -Learn? LEARN? I've been teaching myself. Teaching myself... to kill! Soon the signs will be aligned, and then they will learn to FEAR MY NAME. A THIRD AGE IS UPON US. -He wasn't in. Let's go.I'm always disappointed with the results when I expend some effort on something. I think this would just about have been worth scribbling out in pencil, but what you see strikes me as a bit excessive. By the second or third time you draw something out it completely loses its spontaneity, which I suppose is a part of it.-There comes a point for all of us when you have to accept that chem eng has RUINED YOUR LIFE... -uh... James... -...IN THE NICEST POSSIBLE WAY.Now this, this was scrawled hastily on some lined paper. I digitally erased the lines, shuffled things around a bit, and bam! This is the one that got in the magazine. There's a lesson here for us all, I imagine.