Thursday, March 31, 2011

Injuries I Have Narrowly Avoided, episode three

Venue: Leigham Court Hotel, 2006.
A rock and roll moment. Also: contains a glaring historical inaccuracy.
#comedyforum, 22/07/2006
[SolidJim] I broke a hotel TV last week.
[jmwilliams] ah ha ha ha.
[jmwilliams] mmm, go on.
[SolidJim] I said to the manager, "Sorry, I've broken the TV, but I will be happy to replace it."
[jmwilliams] you did not! goodness me.
[jmwilliams] do go on.
[SolidJim] She said, "Are you any good at decoding electromagnetic signals and displaying images?"
[jmwilliams] a likely story!
[SolidJim] That's the punchline.
[jmwilliams] but continue.
[SolidJim] That was the punchline.
[Phil_A] Did you replace the TV?

Monday, March 28, 2011

With some fava beans and oh, you fill in the rest

You'd better go now. I've already posted off my census form. If you stay overnight then I'm breaking the law.I realise this isn't particularly good, but you have to understand there is a very limited window of topicality here.

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Trapped inside the dream forever... fufufufufufu

Oh man... I've stayed up too late again. No way am I getting nearly enough sleep now. Wait... maybe if I listen to the 'Inception' soundtrack overnight then I can have a dream within a dream? That's like... twice the sleep in half the time. (Later:) #BWAAAAAAAAAAH#Welcome to the internet, where Inception references are considered acceptable in lieu of actual jokes.

Monday, March 14, 2011


A fascinating creature. If only we knew what colour they were! My good sir, I wish to use your time machine for the purposes of scientific endeavour. I will gladly remunerate you! For a fellow scholar of the scientific arts, I should be happy to oblige.Expensive time-travel sequenceHere are such wonders as I have never imagined! I must adhere to the task at hand. My good sir, kindly direct me to the Museum of Natural History. I wish to learn whether mankind has yet developed the scientific technique to ascertain what colour the dinosaurs were.This has taken me at least two years to finish.

I should emphasize that I wasn't working on it all that time; I'm just so indolent I waited a year in between drawing each bit.

Sunday, March 06, 2011

Tuesday, March 01, 2011