Sunday, April 19, 2009

The adventures of Stlunky

The adventures of STLUNKY. STLUNKY: oh why, god, have you forsaken me? MAN: O SPARE ME SOME CHANGE. STLUNKY: I can do that. MAN: YOU CAN GIVE ME THE CHANGE IN THIS SINISTER ALLEY. STLUNKY: ? MAN: HA! NOW WE RELIEVE YOU OF YOUR VALUABLES *BOOT* *KICK* STLUNKY: oof! MAN: HMM. STLUNKY: ou... ouch. MAN: THERE ARE BUT A FEW PENNIES. HE WAS GOING TO GIVE ME THE LAST OF HIS WEALTH. ... THANKS! STLUNKY: help me.I drew this a few years ago when I used to work in a call centre for two weeks. You are welcome to analyse it and draw conclusions as to my mental state at that time. I await your findings with interest.

Friday, April 10, 2009

The Boxer

Glass Joe"In the clearing stands a boxer, and a fighter by his trade
And he carries the reminders of every glove that laid him down
Or cut him 'til he cried out, in his anger and his shame
'I am leaving, I am leaving'
But the fighter still remains."

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Newton's Revenge

WARING: Deliver that letter in the morning! ALOYSIUS' TEETH: *CRUNCH* BARNES: *SPLUNGE* MOSES: Oh damn. I forgot how physics works.Please note that there is no point in reading this if you haven't seen The Hudsucker Proxy. I apologise for having wasted your time.