Saturday, February 20, 2010

Okay my Spanish Galleons

I can't decide. They both looked better in the shop. I'd wear it with the other one but I don't have the legs for it. I'd say my top three features are my nose, my right breast, and I suppose my hair. If you could change one physical thing about yourself, do you know what yo- I'd have ACID BLOOD.Who said I can't write women because I totally can write women

Thursday, February 04, 2010

The B stands for Be

BLAKE: You wanna know what it takes to sell real estate? It takes BRASS BALLS to sell real estate. Question. CARL: Yes, I was just wondering. Do you carry those in your briefcase at all times? For illustrative purposes? BLAKE: Why yes. Yes I do. CARL: Okay. I have a follow-up question.I have the perfect joke lined up for if I ever have to introduce someone called Gareth to someone called Ross to someone called Glen. I am prepared to wait.

Monday, February 01, 2010