Friday, August 24, 2012

It's not necessary to breathe

HADES: NEXT. Your heroic details have pleased me, mortal. You shall pass from this place to the Fields of Elysium. There an endless banquet awaits you! You shall feast for all eternity and never become full. HERO: All right! HADES: NEXT. Vile scoundrel! For your sins in life, I curse you to spend eternity in the pit of Tartarus! There you will be tormented by infinite food and drink! And no matter how much you consume, you can NEVER sate your ravenous hunger! VILLAIN: Please, Lord, mercy! Anything! ...wait, what? Hang on a minute. HADES: NEXT.
Please don't all write in; I know it's wrong.