No good or bad deed

Kismesis

To devotees of both Mr Show and MS Paint Adventures: this one's for you.

To everyone (else): please move along.

Advanced 80s action techniques

Awareness of one's own limitations

Reckless deployment of spoilers

You should probably watch the first series of The Wire before reading this. I mean, you should probably watch the first series of The Wire even if you're not going to read this (that's actually a better idea.)
(Also, you should probably grow up in the UK, Australia, Holland, Poland, Brazil, South Africa, Portugal or Spain before having read this.)

The soul of brevity