This was not a triumph

I'm afraid this proves it. It is thermodynamically impossible and can thus never be.

I AM SO SORRY.

Wall of text syndrome

They wear the ear-ring. It is their uniform.

A rare action sequence

Scanner news: I have a new scanner. Rejoice!

Man, that last panel is rubbish; I didn't think it through properly when I was doing it. I should redraw it. I should go and redraw it with a better explosion. It'd make more sense. It'd be something we could some day tell our kids. I'm gonna do that right now.

It was a rhetorical answer

It may not be funny, but it's true. I am as an ambassador for my kind.

See, I can do senseless violence

Ever thus to the genre-blind.

You may notice the complete lack of backgrounds. This is so that you can project your own context upon this tale! Oh, the fun. Why are they speaking with such awkward syntax? Which one is the baddie? What are they even talking about? Is that a special future gun, or did the cartoonist simply get carried away? You decide.

Or maybe I'm just too idle to spend an extra twenty minutes drawing scenery. Sigh. Doing backgrounds is hard. Why should I be the only one slaving away at it? If only I had access to Photoshop and Google image search, then I could have a world famous web comic, with its own range of T-shirts and tote bags. And respect! All the respect I can eat! You'll pay! You'll all pay!!