Friday, February 22, 2008

Barrels within barrels

...so then I thought, 'I wonder what would happen if I nailed my hand to the table?' And so... wait. Did I say 'police' back there? Oh. Well, anyway, I meant to say 'ambulance.' Sorry. You see...I am seriously running low on old cartoons here. Can you tell?

Sunday, February 03, 2008

The stupid version

WOMAN: NOOO! NO, NO, NO! MY CHILDREN WERE IN THE CAR! OH, JESUS, NO! SOB! BYSTANDER: (THINKS) don't say it. don't say it. don't say it. don't say it. (The preceding dialogue is rendered amusing by the presence of a crashing milk tanker.)We're on reruns, as I've discovered Windows Vista has an exciting new feature where your scanner can now not work. Until I can figure out a way around this, we're rocking it 2004-style, I'm afraid.

Friday, January 04, 2008

Witless parody comics

TITLE: Art Spiller's Sim City CAPTIONS: This city is a whore. A filthy slut. A fucking bitch! Goddamn, I hate women! Anyway, on this particular night we join our hero on the balcony of a high-rise apartment... HERO: (thinks) Boy, is that the time?In three fabulous colours!

Sunday, December 23, 2007

Rocking across the multiverse

Are you blind, or unable to read my terrible handwriting? This alternate text is for you!Kids! Desperate to catch the next Roads gig, but worried you might forget the date, time and/or venue? Well, now there's a simple solution! Simply print out the poster above and ask a grown-up to write in the appropriate information in the handy blanks in the concluding panel. It couldn't be simpler (unless you check the Myspace page or just write it down on a normal piece of paper)!

Enjoy live music performances but loathe The Roads from the very core of your being? Not a problem! In that case, simply cross out every incidence of the band's name in the comic, and replace it with the name of your own favourite band. Hey, presto: an instant piece of iconic music memorabilia featuring your fave artistes!

Are you deaf, or simply feel that music is not valid as an art form? This poster is designed for you, too! Here's how it works: print out the design as described above. Then, simply turn the piece of paper over and use the blank side for writing down shopping lists, important deadlines, obscure trivia - the choice is yours! You're only limited by your own imagination. Good luck!