Presented in glorious Some Colours™

This was drawn without references (ooh, hark at him trying to talk like an artist) and it shows*, but you get the idea. Well, roughly 18% of you get it, anyway.

*(Oh, man! It shouldn't have caterpillar tracks; the back half acts like a hovercraft. Those rocket boosters should be further forward too. Also, what the hell's going on with that IRBM launcher?)

Hiatio

I'm a busy guy. I just moved and the internet is thin on the ground. Updates will resume.

Brain Dead Fred: Anxiety

Brain Dead Fred, falling disappointingly between the disparate stools of madcap comedy and psychological horror! No actual joke this week, it would seem. Ah well. At least you didn't pay anything for it.

Counterfeit when you look at it

Back to the smoke

I have failed to comply with the comedy rule-of-three. This is partly because I wrongly imagine my technique is advanced enough to play around with the rules, but mostly because I couldn't think of a third panel. I am sorry.

I am also sorry for my homophobic vernacular and to a lesser extent my tight-fistedness although in mitigation I point out that a beggar had already caught me in his tractor beam and in any case the one who donates the least is rewarded all the more richly by Jesus or so I have read.