Thursday, August 02, 2007

Tell us a joke we know

Professor Godot: Genius. (8am) GODOT: Tut! That hack McCluskey's calculations are off! (10am) The Nobel committee called, Professor. GODOT: Good, good... (1pm) COLLEAGUE: I think I may be nearing a breakthrough, Godot... GODOT: Fascinating. I isolated francium this morning. COLLEAGUE: Gosh. Well done. (3pm) GODOT: Hmm. Clearly Hawking has it all wrong. I must inform the journal tomorrow. (5pm) See you tomorrow, Professor. GODOT: *trip* Oops! (8pm) GODOT: I think my leg may be broken.

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