Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Also, steer clear of WHSmith

MAN: Excuse me... can you tell me where I'd find fresh pasta? JIM: Sorry... I don't, uh, I don't actually work here, so, um, I can't actually help you, sorry. (THINKS) Stupid blue shirt! For that matter, why was I so polite? I acted like he WAS my customer. But he WASN'T. That was the POINT. That's an insidious mind game to get caught in. Well, they won't get me twice. (SO:) WOMAN: Do you know where I'd be able to find JIM: FUCK OFF!

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