Monday, April 18, 2011

Like the exact opposite of ants

MAN 1: It still hasn't really sunk in yet. WOMAN 1: I'll just never understand why he was trying to cross here! I mean, there's zero visibility and the drivers never slow down. MAN 1: Right, I think we're clear nowOH JESUS CHRIST NO!! MAN 2: See, the tragic irony is that they were only trying to commemorate their friend who had suffered the same fate. If nothing else, at least the floral tributes will alert people to the accident black spot. WOMAN 2: Yeah. MAN 2: Now of course we need to watch out for VEHICLE: BAAAAAAAAAARP WOMAN 3: So you all know people who got run over here, too? What a coincidence. CARTOONIST: I should probably think carefully before publishing this.There's a little room for ambiguity in the comic, so I'd just like to take this opportunity to make it absolutely clear that they all died.

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