Wednesday, July 20, 2011

I'd buy that for a dollar

At the board meeting... (yammer yammer business business) (SMASH) (grrr) EXECUTIVE: Gasp! It's Robocop! ANOTHER EXECUTIVE: And he's brought evidence implicating Vice-President Dick Jones in the criminal conspiracy! DICK JONES: Curse you, Robocop, with your robotic crime-fighting abilities! But I'm not beaten yet! I'm taking the old man hostage! Now get me a helicopter... or else! ROBOCOP: ++ERROR: I CANNOT ACT AGAINST AN EXECUTIVE OF OMNI CONSUMER PRODUCTS++ PRESIDENT: Dick... you're FIRED!! ROBOCOP: ++GOOD THINKING, MR PRESIDENT++ ++NOW WE JUST HAVE TO WAIT OUT THE FOUR WEEK NOTICE PERIOD++Once an artist has mastered the forms of their chosen medium, he or she becomes free to subvert them by producing work that, viewed out of context, would appear objectively to fail on a technical level. It's just a shame I haven't reached that point, because it'd make it a lot easier to get away with stuff like this.

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