Jim's doodleblog

Thursday, September 02, 2010

Dumbing down

HOST: Now then, Sarah, are you feeling confident? SARAH: I think so! HOST: Great! Then you have 2 minutes to talk lucidly on the subject of canal boats, while the surgeon just goes to town on your brain with this melon baller!

I suppose I could get a ruler for drawing the panel borders. If I were made of money.

Tuesday, August 03, 2010

Profound insight, circa 2005

the reason why you (like/don't like) it is because YOU ARE NATHAN BARLEY

Friday, July 02, 2010

Two can play at that game, smart guy

...operating as we do at the cutting edge of science, the work schedule is challenging yet rewarding, and you will need to demonstrate... ...all very impressed by the calibre of your doctoral thesis, not to mention your sterling work at the Institute for Experimental Physics over in... ...to be perfectly frank with you, Dr Freeman, this interview is largely a formality...

Friday, June 11, 2010

On the burning deck

20% heroic. 80% stupid. 100% AWESOME.

In memory of the Chainsaw Massacre game mode in Left 4 Dead 2.

Never forget

Monday, June 07, 2010

Have you ever heard of a wish sandwich?

GENIE: So, Master, you have your Double Decker bar and the washing up is done. What will be your third and final wish? JIM: Mnum. Erm... dunno. Well. I suppose I could always use an extra couple of days holiday? GENIE: Sigh. Master, with the greatest respect... only once in a thousand years does a mortal have access to my power. Try to make a decision in keeping with the import of this sacred occasion. JIM: You know, you're right. I need to step up my game right here. I need to wish for something that will *help society*. Something *useful* yet *practical*. And you know what? I think I know what it has to be. K: Jim, you look slightly different. Did you get a haircut? JIM: YES.

Yeah, the punchline doesn't really make sense. Draw a better one here.

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