Thursday, December 23, 2010

Sketch dumping facility

Ought ten is drawing to its inevitable close and I have some leftover doodles which do not belong anywhere else. They are presented here for the sake of completeness. Join me next year when I will be scanning all the random biro squiggles on my work post-it notes and systematically publishing them to universal critical indifference.

I'm concerned. I think that Christopher may be experimenting with recreational drugs! (EXPERIMENT #8)The joke here is not the same joke it was going to be when I started out.

Boring StuismYour name is GONBIR STUSIM. You recently left your HIVE for personal reasons and now reside in a SHABBY HOLE IN THE GROUND. You have no HOBBIES as such but enjoy loafing around the place and doing NOTHING MUCH. Your apathy is such that your BELONGINGS still mostly reside in the TEMPORARY STORAGE RECEPTACLES you used during the move. These are strewn randomly about in such a way to prove an occasional nuisance, partly to you but mainly to your LUSUS, which being a GIANT BLIND CATERPILLAR is not adjusting all that well to the move, tending to BUMP INTO THINGS and generally struggle to navigate.

You avoid contact with the outside world wherever possible, although with some persistence acquaintances are often able to occasion a BEGRUDGING RESPONSE. You are basically a TWO-MINUTE DOODLE who does not in any way warrant such a WALL OF TEXT; furthermore, you are doomed to perish soon in an EXTINCTION-LEVEL EVENT.

Your trolltag is biographicallyHazy and you are by habit a troll of few words.


Partially inspired by/entirely copied from Shadow of the ColossusTrue story; happened to a friend of mine.

Saturday, November 27, 2010

317 extraneous characters

SIGN: Jimcorp technologies Ltd. JIM: Good morning, team. Sorry I'm late. In fact, that's what I'm here to talk about. I am tired and cranky because I stayed up too late on the internet. And I am not the only one. How many productive hours are lost worldwide to compulsive browsing? There is a gap in the market for the right innovator. My proposal is this: instead of running for 24 hours, the internet will shut down every night at half past midnight. It will be replaced by pages from Ceefax.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Solid Bro and Hella Otacon

where doing it man. where MAKING THIS HAPEN
Solid Bro and Hella Otacon
Will find some guns and shoot some things
Solid Bro and Hella Otacon
The stealth keeps happening

with their token black friend, Peter Stillman

Saturday, October 02, 2010