Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Here I go again on my own

COMICS presents: another year, another existential crisis! *BEEP BEEP BEEP* ME: (THINKS: Oh crap. I forgot I exist.)Every morning, dragged unceremoniously from merciful oblivion! Must life be so unkind? It turns out I forgot that the end of the year isn't really that big a deal, as a new one begins almost immediately, taking me by surprise. This cruel turn of events accounts for my recent lack of creativity. I am ashamed to have disappointed my very many readers, who exist. You'll have to give me a little time to think of something to draw that won't get me either prosecuted* or ostracised from my immediate community**.

*We all think things in our heads that we would never ever do, right? ... um, right?
**Well, I could dish the dirt on various friends in the name of entertainment, but even if I changed the names they'd probably figure it out and come for me with hammers.


Buns said...

I exist!

Solid Jim said...

Hoorah, crisis averted!