Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Only slightly autobiographical

Why is customer service so poor? - an explanation. *FIRST DAY* RECEPTIONIST: (It costs nothing to be civil.) Nice weather for ducks, eh? Anyway, here's your key! Glad you made it through the storm! CUSTOMER: (What... is she coming onto me?) RECEPTIONIST: I can tell you, I'm not looking forward to the walk home! CUSTOMER: (She's DEFINITELY coming onto me.) Okay. You know the room number. Give two short knocks and one long knock. *ALL SUBSEQUENT DAYS* RECEPTIONIST: Here's your key.I really can't stress this enough. (Oh, sorry I drew her all rubbish in the second and third panels. By the way.)

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