Thursday, May 24, 2007

Brain Dead Fred: Denial

GLADYS: I've brought you an audio book, Fred. It's 'Will This Do?', the autobiography of Denis Norden. You like that sort of thing. Oh, hello, Dr Penrose. PENROSE: Hello, Gladys. Have you given any more thought to what we were discussing? GLADYS: Sh! Not in front of Fred. I've been meaning to ask, Doctor. Have the nurses been washing Fred properly? He smells a little funny. PENROSE: That's because his extremities have started rotting, Gladys.Mankind does not yet possess the technology to draw Dr Penrose the same way three times.

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