The SatNav to peace™

Yep, I'm back out on the road tomorrow, so let's celebrate with some more already hopelessly outdated political satire.

YOUR HEAD A SPLODE

You enter the StrongBadZone at your own peril.

Oh, also I forgot to mention yay, one whole year of Jim's doodle blog, hoorah etc.

Before the highly successful "glasses, dark hair" rebranding exercise

Brain Dead Fred: Turmoil

I just read Last Cereal and realised I still have a long way to go.

I have the measure of you, Humpty Blix

Do you remember how the war on Iraq was CANCELLED and never took place, and then Saddam Hussein just sort of apologised and stepped down from power? Of course you don't. That didn't happen! The reason why that didn't happen is because I never released this cartoon, drawn at the time. If I had simply posted this to the Guardian, Steve Bell would have been out of a job and the scales would have fallen from everybody's eyes. But in the end I realised it was just too much truth for people to handle. I only feel safe publishing it now because most of the people in it are dead.

Phoenix Wright for the lonely (parte prima)

What's this? A haircut? Ha! The joke's on you: this is what I really look like! That long hair was merely a cunning deception which I cultivated by not going to a hairdressers for five years.

(Oh all right. The truth? The truth is that on September 11th 2001, I made a solemn vow. I made a vow that I would never again have my hair cut until justice had been done. And now that Saddam Hussein is dead, I am free of my compact.)