What's this? A haircut? Ha! The joke's on you: this is what I really look like! That long hair was merely a cunning deception which I cultivated by not going to a hairdressers for five years.(Oh all right. The truth? The truth is that on September 11th 2001, I made a solemn vow. I made a vow that I would never again have my hair cut until justice had been done. And now that Saddam Hussein is dead, I am free of my compact.)
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