Monday, January 24, 2011

A brief history of chess

c.1300: I can't believe it took them this long to buff the Queen. One diagonal space was just useless. Are you jesting? The Queen is completely overpowered. 1500s: The game's COMPLETELY unbalanced now! The Queen can move ANYWHERE! I wouldn't hold out for any changes soon. Chess Time, you know. 18th C: WHAT, pray tell, gives them the RIGHT to nerf the Queen's one-off knight's move ability? It is as if they are trying to make the piece useless!

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