This of good quality fain comic

I am going to go back and add explosions to the end of all of my comics.

Injuries I Have Narrowly Avoided, episode one

Venue: Student union, circa 2003.

I can't do the accent

I'll help you out: it's a sequel to an earlier comic.

That didn't help, did it

Looks like we got a comedian here

A Stealthy Manoeuvre

From now on I am only going to draw my dreams, because I no longer have time to think while I am awake.

For a slightly better comic, try obscuring the last three frames

Spychology: lesson 3

"That dude got ice water runnin' in his muthalovin' veins."

- Natt "the Hat" Walls, Hitman #32

Spychology: lesson 2

Pity me, for when I drew this a couple of weeks ago, it made sense. But between then and now, they have changed the game mechanics so that it doesn't. So must all art pass eventually into obscurity, too far removed from the context of its time.

Spychology: lesson 1

Meanwhile, in some Lovecraftian pocket dimension

Some people just have zero tolerance for survival horror game mechanics. On an unrelated note, I heard that if you have to explain a joke then that means it's not funny.

One of these frames was drawn several weeks after the others, can you guess

I intend to pay you for your idea

You know those times when I post something solely to motivate myself to draw more stuff, in order to get it the hell off the front page? This is one of those times.

Otoshigo!?

While I fritter my spare time working on another three page comic which delivers exactly one paper-thin joke, here's one of those spooky girls which seem so popular. You know, like a normal girl, only spooky. It's like, you've still got 87% health and you're near the mission objective, but you just know if you shoot the girl then you're going to get in all kinds of trouble. Sure she's being spooky and all, but you think that's going to cut any ice with the police? The parents? The media? No doubt about it, you are in something of a predicament.

Yuri's Revenge

Commercially unsuccessful superhero comics

Always remember, if the joke you're making seems obvious, don't Google it.

Phoenix Wright for the lonely (parte finale)

Let's just move swiftly on before the mindboggling ethical pitfalls begin to sink in.

Based on eyewitness accounts

I wasn't going to post this, because I didn't think it was particularly good; but then I realised I was being inconsistent to the point of hypocrisy.

Writer on board

Frames from a short film

Only ten years too late

I'm beginning to suspect that using "TEH MATRICKS" as a wireless network ID is never going to get old.

The adventures of Stlunky

I drew this a few years ago when I used to work in a call centre for two weeks. You are welcome to analyse it and draw conclusions as to my mental state at that time. I await your findings with interest.

The Boxer

"In the clearing stands a boxer, and a fighter by his trade
And he carries the reminders of every glove that laid him down
Or cut him 'til he cried out, in his anger and his shame
'I am leaving, I am leaving'
But the fighter still remains."

Adventures in Space!™

Newton's Revenge

Please note that there is no point in reading this if you haven't seen The Hudsucker Proxy. I apologise for having wasted your time.

An engineering solution

This is a true story. That's what I like about Team Fortress; it lets you tell your own stories. Stories about you killing people.

(I almost couldn't be bothered to add the text, but what can I say? I'm dedicated.)

Congratulations, everybody!

I'm sure by now you're getting sick of reading utterly incomprehensible gaming comics, so today I have decided to include step-by-step hints for understanding the joke. To use them, simply highlight the text one line at a time to reveal it! It should be lots of fun. Here goes!

1) The characters are Phoenix Wright and Lotta Hart from the Ace Attorney series of games.
2) In the game it is only stated that Lotta is from "the heartland".
3) Innsmouth is a fictional town created by racist horror author H.P. Lovecraft.
4) Lovecraft is best known for his Cthulhu Mythos, featuring various extradimensional cosmic horrors.
5) In his story "The Shadow Over Innsmouth", he tells of a sinister town cult, literally descended from a race of supernatural monstrosities.
6) The hybrid denizens of Innsmouth are described as resembling a cross between a human and a fish/frog creature.
7) (In Neil Gaiman's short story "Only The End Of The World Again" he describes them as looking "a little like Peter Lorre.")
8) These creatures are descended from the Deep Ones, a race of dormant gods which will one day rise from the seabed to destroy us all.
9) The unfortunate subtext to Lovecraft's tale is of course an idealisation of racial purity, with any deviation from this depicted as inherently evil.
10) Lotta Hart looks a bit like a fish.

Beyond the cupboard of ecological shame

Why do I keep setting them in supermarkets? They're hell to draw. I hope the level of detail makes you pretend to like it.

Silence/Darkness/Poison

I think my gaming jokes are still a little too specific.

Still in beta

An unnecessary glimpse of some preliminary sketches.

Also, steer clear of WHSmith

TF2 etiquette

Of course I drew this before they revamped the teleports. I'm not sure what the accepted convention is for a level 3. Also, I did try to make this in Gmod but it's bloody difficult.

You have no idea what I'm talking about, do you?