Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Summer activities

-Tommy, do you know the meaning of the word 'jingoism'? -No. -'Militaristic'? -No. -'Fascist'? -No. -Welcome to the Boy Scouts!
Meanwhile, across the pond...
-Tommie, do you know the meaning of the word 'chauvinism'? -No. -'Jailbait'? -No. -'Institutionalised pornography'? -No. -Welcome to the cheerleading squad!(See? That's the sort of searing social commentary you can expect from this not-really-a-blog.)

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